Summary: In yet another rampant case of authors deciding magic (and not 42) is, indeed, the solution to everything, Crelmos and Teek are respectively interrupted from reading and a shower to take on silly premises, warped laws of biology, and quite a lot of babies.

Exact HST placement is uncertain for the time being, as this will later have to be reconciled with a few other mission projects, but let's say September/October 2008.

Original Fic, for those who really, really want to: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4875631/3/Baby_Project

(And, for those of you wondering, "Hey, didn't these two only have to work together for a month, which is thus now over? Has Lycaenion really rotted that many braincells on the computer to forget?" I reply that the Marquis was so pleased with their change in output -and, let's face it, reassigning them would make them very happy indeed, and no proper Flower wants that- that he's officially stuck them together until further notice.

It also doesn't help that Teek is impulsive and hot-headed to a fault and needs watching, and that Crelmos, given the slightest chance, will sneak in lab equipment, grab an unwary subject or two, and start his old experiments again. The amount of annoyance and fury they inspire in each other will, it is hoped, distract them from doing anything damaging, and act as a largely sufficient punishment.

I plan to write an interlude to this effect at some point. But regardless of all this, we now return to our regularly scheduled mission.)

( Inconcievable Conceptions )

Summary: A snotty, arrogant, D-cup Sue is bad enough; although in the Potter fandom, you can't swing a dead Kneazle without hitting seventeen of them.

A snotty arrogant D-cup Sue who just happens to be a goddess of horses is, undeniably, worse.

Add in a "lust curse" that turns every male within twenty miles of said D-cups into drooling, pawing animals... well.
If your partner's an ex-Token Lecherous Jerk, whose re-conditioning didn't work quite as well as one would hope, there could definitely be issues ahead.

As it turns out, Agent Teek has more than enough problems with her own body, and she isn't in the mood to pity someone else's. Uncanonical goddesses, in short, be damned.

Set mid-August 2008 HST. 

 View the Original Fic, which disgusted our very own Neshomeh to no end! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4163393/1/Horse_Goddesses_and_Magic_Schools_dont_mix

( And The Goddess Did Wangst, And Spake Annoyingly Unto The People )

Yet More Useless Notes: Well, this is the last re-upload. Any new missions posted from here on in will be just that- new. Where this one is concerned, however... This was definitely one of, if not completely, the most fun to write. More importantly, when I posted this on the Board, someone who called herself Rilwen Shadowflame commented. She liked it, and she particularly liked Crelmos, using the word "bastardry" to describe his antics, which I found rather amusing.

We started discussing our Agents in succeeding posts, and it was soon  decided that we should write an RP together. Things were moved off the Board to LiveJournal, and then to MSN Messenger. This mission, in short, is how I met lady_rilwen (who, incidentally, made my icon, after I got her into Deep Space Nine).

Summary: The fic was pretty much standard; a human 'Sue who basically just inserted herself into The Lord Of The Rings as Frodo's adopted sister, and later went on to fall in Twu Wuv with Aragorn. Mildly irritating, but in no way akin to the horrors of last mission.

But the scars of "Lyra's Daughter" went deeper than Agent Teek had surmised, and when Crebaina must be taken away indefinitely, she is given a temporary partner- just when she might have started getting along with the first one.

As luck would have it, #1764's resident Trekkie is now working with a member of one of the races she had always (reluctantly) thought fictional; unfortunately, it just had to be one of the nastiest.

Takes place very shortly after the Ypur Invasion, early August 2008 HST.

(This badfic was 'donated' by Tomato, who jumped at the opportunity to foist something from her growing queue onto someone else. Rest assured that it was the lesser of the two evils she offered. I rather needed a break.)  The mission also includes cameos of her Agents in RC #1207, April Halloway, Lora, and Beethoven "Moonlight" Sonata. 

 Original fic, for your viewing (dis)pleasure: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3250677/1/Quest_for_Identity
 

( To Boredly Go )

 

More of my useless reminiscing: Ah, Crelmos's first appearance... You know, I'd only planned to use him for perhaps one more mission after this one, and then bring back Crebaina. But his character had literally just sprung from nowhere out of my brain, and he was just so much fun to write that I didn't want to let him go. Which, presumably, was his plan all along.

( [insert expletive here] )

*smiles fondly* This was how I met agent_tomato . I posted a claim to the 'fic on the Board, she offered her help, and we started planning.
On to the next upload!

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Summary: In which both Teek and Crebaina encounter their first His Dark Materials badfic. Fortunately, Teek is clueless; unfortunately, Crebaina isn't. It's her home, after all. When this causes a surprisingly immediate mental breakdown, Teek flees her RC and seeks help from anyone who can.

Three Agents. A decent amount of weaponry. Innumerable curse words.  And one extremely annoying Sue.

 It's not going to be pretty.

Set towards the end of July 2008, HST, a few weeks before the Ypur Invasion or thereabouts.

Also starring Tomato's Agent April Halloway (and her dæmon, Fitch), with cameos by Beethoven 'Moonlight' Sonata (also owned by Tomato) and ArcticBlade's Agent Lunac and mini-Agent Arit.

Original fic, for disclaimer's sake, can be found below.
Suethor divided it into three installations; Part 3 does not seem to be forthcoming, but frankly, two is enough for the time being.

 Part 1: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4382751/1/Lyras_Daughter

Part 2:  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4385197/4/Lyras_Daughter_part_2part_3_coming_soon

( [insert expletive here] )

Summary: In which the Agents meet each other for the first time, and immediately encounter a few social difficulties- which, of course, the badfic does nothing to help. Take one rabid Potterfreak, one woefully idealistic Canon Nazi, and one mercifully short Hermione/Draco smutfic... then sit back and enjoy the show (preferably from the nearest bomb shelter). We also learn something of Crebaina's history...

Takes place late June 2008, HST. 

The original fic can be found here, though it's really just vapid, badly-written porn and you could break your mind with something better.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3559711/1/HIS

(And yes, the title is in homage to Avenue Q's "The Internet Is For Porn.")

( It's The Internet- What Did You Expect? )

Ah, my old first mission. Made a few miniscule edits to the wording; nothing notable unless you memorised the first version, which would frankly be a little creepy.

So, my Freewebs site for my PPC missions has been acting up. The backgrounds are going pear-shaped, I cannot fix them, and I am getting a bit annoyed.

Perhaps it's a good idea to put them on LiveJournal anyway, and probably more convenient in several ways- less of all that mucking about with page designs and links and whatnot.

This is lycaenion , welcoming you to her new side-journal specifically for PPC matters- just to keep things nice and organised.

That said, I shall now go and upload my missions.